Tuesday, July 31, 2007 ; 8:11 PMY
& 2e1 :D
Ok . BOO ! To start off . WITH PHOTOS ! yeah . BELLE ROCKS ! O.O :X
Homework for 1E1 31/7/o7
1. Science Theory page 25-30 Ex 3.3-3.4
2. Maths Ex 12.2 Qn 2, 4 , 7 . Draw your tables , copy qn & one question one graph paper .
THANKS !
Today Me , Crystal , WunJoo , YuJie stayed back in school cos we PRACTICALLY HAD NOTHING BETTER TO DO . thn we did HOMEWORK . before that .. We suggested a love story . & as promised to crystal , i shall POST th SIBEH long love story .
Warning : ALOT ( ahem .. i repeat ) . ALOT OF VULGAR
This is DONE PURELY by CRYSTAL TEO MIN YI (:
Characters : Jonathan , GuoYing , Shantini ( 3rd party ) , Wan Ying ( FICTIONAL )
Scene #1 :
Jonathan : " My dear yingying . it has been great spending time with you . but ... i am sorry ... i have fallen in love with another person . "
Guo Ying : -Gasp- " How could you ? Dont tell me it's that black thing i caught with you in bed in ?! "
Jonathan : " Ya . It's her . Im sorry "
Guoying : -Tears started falling- " FINE . JONATHAN WEE . I HATE YOU ! FUCK OFF " -slaps-
Scene #2
Shantini : " My dear jonjon , you finally came ! I've been waiting so long fror you ! How could you be late on our first date ? "
Jonathan : " You know Jolly well that we are not together because of love . It's just because you are FUCKING pregnant . How i wish i never had a drink with you on that day you FUCKING BLACK stuff .
Shantini : -smirking- " Hmm . So .. you won't mind your dear ying comes to any troule right ? "
Jonathan : " Wait dont ! I apologise for pissing you off . Don't hurt ying "
Shantini : " You are one faithful man . But too bad , you have to be mine . MUAHAHAHA "
Little did they know , someone was listening to them
Scene #3
It was Sunday Afternoon and it was raining heavily . Jonathan was walking home after sending his blackie "girlfriend" Shantini home . He was walking in the rain . Thinking about Ying . He didn't understnad why he had to suffer , not being able to be with his beloved . raindrops kept falling on his head . He was drenched from head to toe . Suddenly he realised the raindrops stopped falling . He looked up and saw an Umbrella . Looking to his right . He saw GuoYing ...
Jonathan : " Ying .. "
GuoYing : " Shh . Dont say anything . Let me talk first , i sawe you at the restaurant with that .. blackie . I heard what the both of you say . I am kinda touched that you would rather not be with the person you love just because the other party is pregnant and might harm the person you love "
Jonathan : " look .. i .. "
GuoYing : " I haven't finish , i miss you alot . Can we get back together please ? "
Jonathan : " Can i talk now ? "
GuoYing : " Yes . You may .. "
Jonathan : " LOOK . You FUCKING bitch . i think you have mistaken . the beloved ying that i mentioned is Wan Ying . Not you . I was just playing with you . you SLUT . i didn't want to tell you that . but you . looking like a retard , coming up to say you wanna patch and stuff . YOU ARE ONE STUPID WOMAN "
GuoYing : -Speechless & gave Jonathan one tight slap-
Jonathan : " SLUT . i neveer ever wanna see you again . and get it clear okays ? it is i who dumped you . NOT YOU FUCKING WOMAN ! " ( walk away )
GuoYing : -Sobbed Uncontrollably-
IM DONE ! YEAHS !
& Xiang . i will NEVER pass my 2.4km . Even if you reward me or anything . My answer is NONONO (:
BELLEEE<3