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2E1! :D
Your worst nightmare.


Tuesday, July 31, 2007 ; 8:11 PMY
& 2e1 :D





Ok . BOO ! To start off . WITH PHOTOS ! yeah . BELLE ROCKS ! O.O :X


Homework for 1E1 31/7/o7
1. Science Theory page 25-30 Ex 3.3-3.4
2. Maths Ex 12.2 Qn 2, 4 , 7 . Draw your tables , copy qn & one question one graph paper .
THANKS !


Today Me , Crystal , WunJoo , YuJie stayed back in school cos we PRACTICALLY HAD NOTHING BETTER TO DO . thn we did HOMEWORK . before that .. We suggested a love story . & as promised to crystal , i shall POST th SIBEH long love story .

Warning : ALOT ( ahem .. i repeat ) . ALOT OF VULGAR


This is DONE PURELY by CRYSTAL TEO MIN YI (:


Characters : Jonathan , GuoYing , Shantini ( 3rd party ) , Wan Ying ( FICTIONAL )

Scene #1 :
Jonathan : " My dear yingying . it has been great spending time with you . but ... i am sorry ... i have fallen in love with another person . "

Guo Ying : -Gasp- " How could you ? Dont tell me it's that black thing i caught with you in bed in ?! "

Jonathan : " Ya . It's her . Im sorry "

Guoying : -Tears started falling- " FINE . JONATHAN WEE . I HATE YOU ! FUCK OFF " -slaps-

Scene #2

Shantini : " My dear jonjon , you finally came ! I've been waiting so long fror you ! How could you be late on our first date ? "

Jonathan : " You know Jolly well that we are not together because of love . It's just because you are FUCKING pregnant . How i wish i never had a drink with you on that day you FUCKING BLACK stuff .

Shantini : -smirking- " Hmm . So .. you won't mind your dear ying comes to any troule right ? "

Jonathan : " Wait dont ! I apologise for pissing you off . Don't hurt ying "

Shantini : " You are one faithful man . But too bad , you have to be mine . MUAHAHAHA "

Little did they know , someone was listening to them


Scene #3

It was Sunday Afternoon and it was raining heavily . Jonathan was walking home after sending his blackie "girlfriend" Shantini home . He was walking in the rain . Thinking about Ying . He didn't understnad why he had to suffer , not being able to be with his beloved . raindrops kept falling on his head . He was drenched from head to toe . Suddenly he realised the raindrops stopped falling . He looked up and saw an Umbrella . Looking to his right . He saw GuoYing ...

Jonathan : " Ying .. "

GuoYing : " Shh . Dont say anything . Let me talk first , i sawe you at the restaurant with that .. blackie . I heard what the both of you say . I am kinda touched that you would rather not be with the person you love just because the other party is pregnant and might harm the person you love "

Jonathan : " look .. i .. "

GuoYing : " I haven't finish , i miss you alot . Can we get back together please ? "

Jonathan : " Can i talk now ? "

GuoYing : " Yes . You may .. "

Jonathan : " LOOK . You FUCKING bitch . i think you have mistaken . the beloved ying that i mentioned is Wan Ying . Not you . I was just playing with you . you SLUT . i didn't want to tell you that . but you . looking like a retard , coming up to say you wanna patch and stuff . YOU ARE ONE STUPID WOMAN "

GuoYing : -Speechless & gave Jonathan one tight slap-

Jonathan : " SLUT . i neveer ever wanna see you again . and get it clear okays ? it is i who dumped you . NOT YOU FUCKING WOMAN ! " ( walk away )

GuoYing : -Sobbed Uncontrollably-


IM DONE ! YEAHS !

& Xiang . i will NEVER pass my 2.4km . Even if you reward me or anything . My answer is NONONO (:


BELLEEE<3





Monday, July 30, 2007 ; 5:49 PMY
& 2e1 :D
Okokok . Sorry I didn't post homework for th weekend . Anw ,

Homework for 1E1 , 30/7/07
1.Maths Class Activity Page 77 Question 2
2. Science Theory Page 25-30 ( Ex 3.3 - 3.4 ) Handed up next lesson
DnT students
1. File in your worksheets in th blue file . If you dont have please go buy . Thanks .
Hey . Sorry I never online MSN . Cos my mum need t use MSN & she say I cannot log out her MSN cos she working . If want talk t me , thn SMS me thns !
I HAVEN'T BUY GRAPH PAPER . HEH .
JIAXIANG , IF YOU HERE . WO QIAN NI DUO YI GE REN QING . (x
LOLS !
BELLEEE<3





Thursday, July 26, 2007 ; 8:54 PMY
& 2e1 :D
% - BELLEEE x3 & i don't give a fuck care t you all alr . shut up also cannot ! says:
im ranting on class blog alr


` Crystal ; - &&JEROME iloveyou says:
wangweijie .


` Crystal ; - &&JEROME iloveyou says:
he's so gonna die tmr .


this is mad you know

this is worse .




% - BELLEEE x3 & i don't give a fuck care t you all alr . shut up also cannot ! said:
I CAN'T STAND YOU PEOPLE !


people from my secondary sch come to my house warming.for more info go to 1e1 blog said:
U DONT HAF?

% - BELLEEE x3 & i don't give a fuck care t you all alr . shut up also cannot ! said:
I KNOW YOU HAV


people from my secondary sch come to my house warming.for more info go to 1e1 blog said:
U GOT CHEEBY?


shadowclause said:
u got cb lah

shadowclause said:
abmit it ffs


people from my secondary sch come to my house warming.for more info go to 1e1 blog said:
OR U HAF NONE OR BOTH?

% - BELLEEE x3 & i don't give a fuck care t you all alr . shut up also cannot ! said:
-.-


shadowclause said:
i dun have

shadowclause said:
i got lj




why did this happen ? why ? just because of a STUPID IDIOTIC MISTAKE ONE GUY DID . YOU ALL GET FUCKED UP . PISSED

AND START A QUARREL . FLAME WAR AHS ?

YOU THINK WHAT IS THIS ?

now you all okay liao

BUT WHT IS THIS ? can't guys just relax ? crystal started being vulgar , i got pissed . i screamed & left th conver .

YOU ALL BETTER HE ZUO OKAYS ?

dont be strained . -.-

BELLEEE<3





; 8:25 PMY
& 2e1 :D
HOMEWORK FOR 1E1 . 26/7/07
1. Art interior design & colour wheel . Rmbr study for Art test
2. CHINESE STUDENTS : tmr got test . (: & do finish ure bi ji . ( although i never do -.- )
anw , PLEASE CONFIRM W AHGONG WHETHR YOU GG FOR HIS HOUSEWARMING
keep this blog alive ! POST EVERYDAY .
beware . Mr Teo might be stricter . He talked t me about handling 1e1 . Die . My approach is a killer . JKJK
BELLEEE<3





; 7:31 PMY
& 2e1 :D



SUP? Val here!




Just visited lauzarbor.blogspot.com. lol. U KNOW KNOW SOMETHING!? I saw a pix of e "fantastic 4 " fat bikini ladies in her most recent post! i posted e pix recently if u guys remember... lol. n together wif e pix was one of lauzarbor's pix too.. LOL. SO QIAO AH. (coincidental)...haha.
HAA. wadeva. bye dudez








Wednesday, July 25, 2007 ; 8:24 PMY
& 2e1 :D
HOMEWORK FOR 1E1 , 25/7/07
1. Geography Workbook , 5.1 , 5.2 , 5.3 . Bring 10cm string tmr . SPONSOR ME . ty (:
2. Science Theory page 22-25 . (:
I think that's it bahs (: Anw , HELLLO (:
NEW LINK *
XIPA ! LOLS .
BELLEEE<3





Tuesday, July 24, 2007 ; 10:32 PMY
& 2e1 :D

I see Jet doing something WRONGGGGG . In th morning . Since wet weather JiaYing ! LOL . What th hell are they doing -.-
ORHH . PLAY BBALL IN CLASS -.-
Dodging cam ? Too baaad .
OUR CLASS CHAIRMAN . LOLLL . TAN YAN HONG !
YESYES . (:
PHOTOSPHOTOS . KEEP IT ALIVE YEH !
HOMEWORK FOR 1E1 , 24/7/07
1. Geography Worksheet
2. Science Theory Page 21 - 22 . Ex 3.1
3. Bring your Sing t th Dawn .
I THINK THTS IT (:
yeahs . hahas .. SORRY LATE POST .
BYEBYE PEOPLE (:
BELLEEE<3>





; 9:38 PMY
& 2e1 :D
erm guys great grand father here i need more people so spread the news bout my hse warming.1 more thing sum of u owe the english class fund money.mrs is checking by 26 july.so i will be asking u on tat dae for the last dae. the people are
syubli-20 cents
jet-$9
yenuo-50 cents
jasreel-$2.50
philene-50 cents
ivy-$1.50
xinyi-50 cents
jiajun-$3
angie-$1
jon-$2.50
sherlyn-50 cents
ivan-50 cents
valerie-50 cents
jin wei-50cents
other people who no need pay help me inform them please n thx.thx 4 helping me again 4 sum of u.


24 july 2007





Monday, July 23, 2007 ; 5:36 PMY
& 2e1 :D
Ohh .. Fining us ? SHUT UP .
im BENDAN and %.SUICIDALBABY
ITS MY COPYRIGHT SO SHUT TH FUCK UP . LOLLLLLLLS
Crystaaaaaal (: and Jeromeeeee (: . th couple of 1e1 !
Bennett reasoning with Barney ? Whoa .. His HAND moving agian . O.O
Scolding ? -.-
Jiajun is listening & paying attention in class (:
Crystal . YOU PAY ATTENTION ! YAAAY . O.O

Okay . Edits t Dwayne's post is below !

[edits]

Venue : Kovan Melody
Time : 6pm onwards
Dress code : Casual
Date : 4th August
Note : Those who have CIP on that day for th afternoon slot , you can go home & change thn proceed t Kovan Melody . Those who want t play basketball , bring ure own ball . Those who want t swim , bring ure swimsuit & extra clothes . There'll be buffet at his house . So if you want t eat thr , thn inform him (:

[/edits]

LOL . Okays . Please INFORM HIM ASAP PEOPLE .


Homework for 1E1 on Monday , 23/7/o7
1. Geography WorkBook 4.3 . Please use an Atlas (:
2. Homefun : Science theory page 21-22 . EX 3.1
3. Maths common test please sign it if you have th parent's signature chop !
Thats all for now .
BYEBYE WORLD ):
BELLEEE<3





; 3:58 PMY
& 2e1 :D
eh erm guys i got 1 BIG thing to say horxx so see carefully.erm i got house warming on 4th august n is at night i cannot confirm to invite whole class coz i need to see how many people going.if too little people going then i not inviting whole class liao.u guys must let me noe whether u coming or not.the house warming is on next saturday(4/8/07)n also let me noe whether how many people from ur family going.help me spread this annoucement to every1 except shantini.LET ME NOE BY 29TH JULY.IF U NEED INFO CALL ME OR TELL ME IN SCHOOL.HP:9186 0183.TELL EVERYONE.IF U WANT TO SWIM BRING SWIM SUIT IF U WAN PLAY BASKETBALL BRING UR OWN BASKETBALL GOT SWIMMING POOL N BASKETBALL COURT.TELL EVERYONE!!!!!MY HOUSE IS AT KOVAN MELODY.U GO TO THE SECURITY GUARD THERE OR THE MRT THEN CALL ME I GO PICK U FROM THE PLACE.TELL EVERYONE EXCEPT SHANTINI.REMEMBER!!!!! there will be buffet so eat at my house.also tell me who is eating in my house.please dont scold vulgar when at my house.n dont get caught by my parents whether u got bf or gf.if not they wil very naggy.

GREAT GRANDFATHER





Sunday, July 22, 2007 ; 6:51 PMY
& 2e1 :D
heys .
people .
1) those whose maths common test need to have the parents signature .
PLEASE remember to sign it .
you don't want to be scolded by miss khoo , right ?
2) ~only for home econs students~
the coursework is due tmr .
3)~only for D&T students~
do the 4 designs for the handphone holder
4) ~only for higher mother tongue students~
there's a test tmr !
5)is there anyone who haven hand up the english compo .
typed out ?!
6)geography worksheet .
4.3 .
due on tuesday !
i think that's about it .
BYES !
` crystal ;
-
&&JEROME iloveyou





Friday, July 20, 2007 ; 9:56 PMY
& 2e1 :D





RAHH
3 RD TIME WRITING
NO HOMEWORK XCEPT FOR GEOG
ANDAND .
YOU ONE . EEE . ONE . PEEPOS MAKE ME GOT SORE THROAT . YOU PEOPLE DONT GIVE A FUCKING DAMN T ME COS YOU THINK IM JUST HAOLIAN-ING AND ABUSING MY VCM AUTHORITY .
ill JUST WASH MY HANDS OFF YOU PEOPLE .
CRYSTAL . YOU CANT STOP ME FROM RANTING COS . im stubborn , !
RAHH . i stop here . DAMN PISSED .





Thursday, July 19, 2007 ; 9:05 PMY
& 2e1 :D
HOMEWORK FOR 1E1 , 19TH JULY
1. Finish up ure artwork or do halfway lahs
2. Hand in theory tmr
TODAY
SO MANY PEOPLE KENA BEN'S FLU . I HATE YOU ! incl me . ):

shadowclause says:
fuck the relief tcher is fuck up

shadowclause says:
SOME FUCKING FUCK UP FUCK
shadowclause says:
SOME FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

shadowclause says:
AND WTF DID I DO
shadowclause says:
FFS

shadowclause says:
wtf i do

shadowclause says:
he go pull my table
shadowclause says:
nabei
MAD LOL ! TH FUCKING HONG GAN TEACHER . -.-
LOLLS ? i use tht word for fun ?
KANINAH . ):
I WANT CRY LE LAH . I FEEL SO TERRIBLE
i still got muscle ache from 2.4km and a stupid flu . ):
WAH FUCK LAHHS . ):
CHINESE STUDENTS :
GRP ONE AND TWO , PLEASE BRING URE PRESENTATION
AND THR WILL BE A TEST TMR (:
i didnt study . ;X
TAKECARE PEOPLE(:
BELLEEEE<3





; 7:37 PMY
& 2e1 :D
HEYS !
it's crystal .
i have not been blogging in the class blog for long .
did you all miss me ?
yes ?
no ?
hmph .
no !?
nvm ..
pfft .
...
lols .
anyway .
that fucking old man who came to the class for relieve today ..
what's his name ?
he damn fuck .
arghs .
think he old he can do anything .
oh wait ..
crap .
WE DIDN'T ARRANGE THE TABLES BACK TO THE SITTING ARRANGEMENT !
and FT is the first period tmr .
arghs ..
we are so dead .
REMEMBER TO BRING :
sharperner
colour pencil
pencil
and all art materials tmr .
miss tong wanna do a spot check .
YOU BETTER REMEMBER I TELL YOU !
if you don't ...
I WILL .
I WILL ..
now .. now ..
what am i going to do ?
lols .
&&JEROME iloveyou
` crystal ;





Wednesday, July 18, 2007 ; 5:59 PMY
& 2e1 :D
HOMEWORK FOR 1E1 STUDENTS
1.Geography Worksheet
2.Whole of chapter 2 in theory workbook . Bennett you better photocopy
3.STUDY FOR TOMORROW'S BIO SUMMATIVE ASSESMENT (:
Credits t CRYSTAL !
LOLLLS .
I decided le . I WANT T QUIT AS VCM . -.-
I CANNOT TOLERATE 1E1 LE LAHHHHHHHS . ):
its like you all are fucking noisy ? that even I cannot tolerate . -.-
its a chore t keep you all quiet . i rmbr val got scolded because she shouted at you all t keep QUIET but you all just refused . -.-
this is absolute NONSENSE .
BETTER STILL . i'd rather wash my hands off 1e1 !
BELLEEE x3





Tuesday, July 17, 2007 ; 7:09 PMY
& 2e1 :D
I shall be a goodgirl and post our class homework (:

You people should check back from time to time horhs !


Homework on Tuesday , 17/7/o7
1.Maths Number Sequence Worksheet
2.Geography Worksheet and Map ( To be presented by th first FOUR groups (: )
3.Science Theory PG 13-2o if you have NOT finished it . (:
Okaays . I thought that today's Mt K presentation was ok lahs . not so boring . -.-
LOLLLLS . If i happen to be online but I have not posted th homework . Please remind me (:
Thanks ALL !
BELLEEE<3





Wednesday, July 11, 2007 ; 5:44 PMY
& 2e1 :D





Friday, July 6, 2007 ; 10:08 PMY
& 2e1 :D
oi how can u say i dying already!!!i stilll alive veri healthy ok!i running 2.4km this year wif u sumore leh!!!!!i die u wont get my inheritance i m going to donate all to charity!!even if i die u dont need to pay 4 my funeral!!!!i ask crystal to pay can liao she n jerome so rich so if crystal no money she ask from jerome can liao lorxxxx!!!!!i still got jin wei n yusuff n val n other great grandchildren lorXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!so tiam!!!!COW!I CALL U TAT COZ U SO BAD TO UR AHGONG!!!!TWO MORE THING!!!MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IS THE FIRST THING!!!!!!! N THE SECOND IS U R NOT PRETTY BUT U R NOT UGLY BUT U R AS BAD AS EVA N U LOOK LIKE A COW MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GREATGRANDFATHER





; 6:11 PMY
& 2e1 :D
Lau Zha Bo! remember her? just follow law!
Miss Ma! our art tcher! oops..i meant ms tong..heh.

Mr.R,our geog tcher! heyhey,is all sae he looks like bean de hor


WAH KAO.Fantastic four sia.



Mooooooooooo




Barney! our beloved english teacher!





wasssup everyone?












feelin kinda lame here ..so ....












hope u guys will "xing shang" these sexay pix yea?

have a great weekend guys!Its been val here btw!














Thursday, July 5, 2007 ; 7:36 PMY
& 2e1 :D
how faaaat ;X
Ooh Wee !
YAAAAAYEEE
BARNEY AGAIN


Sitting in front cannot takee picture mehs ?

CAN AHHHH

(:

Valerie . ILIKETHEPICTURE!

Crystal .. RELAX

ILOVETOMORROW !!!!!!

NOMORERUMOURSLIAO

o.O

NCDCC TMR ! RAHHHHH


Do your art and maths homework !

WEEEEEEEEE . like real

Qn :

I VERY PRETTY MEHHHH

All my audi friends , forumites , even you all say i pretty

i think

i'm
not
as
good
as
CRYSTAL

SOMEONE POST THE TAGBOX

FUCCCCCCCCK

i'm vulgaaaaar

NOOOOOO

ahgong . i post . you better die don't die
i want don't want your insurance .

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


BELLEEE<3

I HATE MS TONG
I HATE MS KHOO
MOST IMPT , I HATE 1E1 GUYS !

ROARRRR





Tuesday, July 3, 2007 ; 9:36 PMY
& 2e1 :D
val ..
i hate you .
what you mean by hope everyone is still as white as before in your previous post ?!
i have turn freaking black .
OKAYS ?!
let's see .
what happened in class today ?
oh ya ,
miss khoo punished ivy and annabelle .
and 1 more guy .
er . who ?
lols .
they did 10 push-ups .
!!!
10push-ups only ?!
i remember the days ..
in ODAC .
where a person have to do 20 push-ups if never tuck in shirt .
and the WHOLE of ODAC .
have to do it with them ..
...
anyway .
PEOPLE !
there's art tmr !
so REMEBER .
to bring your art file .
colour pencil .
and tha piece of art work .
and read chapter 4 of geo .
crap .
there's science tmr .
I WANT MISS SEAH !
sobs ..
&&JEROME iloveyou
` crystal ;





Monday, July 2, 2007 ; 2:55 PMY
& 2e1 :D

hahaahalo. waddup everyone? Val here!(finally) yafooh!


Hows everyone? hope still as white as before..heh! Im proud to say that E1 is not a racist claz! are we?


some lame stuff for you guys..go go google search "muru" and click images. lol. lame.
here's a bollywood song, It's Time to Disco from the movie KAL HO NAA HO.a bollywood movie. super funny and nice lor. The bollywood actors even more handsome than the 1e1 bois..lol! serious!
Nice color hor?





; 12:58 PMY
& 2e1 :D
hmms .
HELLOS .
miss me ?
CRYSTAL lahhs .
blog's dying .
or is it already dead ?
0.o .
anyway .
today's youth day .
so HAPPY YOUTH DAY !
we won't get to celebrate children's day this year .
aww ..
that's sad .
but anyway .
i am here today .
and annoce another guy in our class .
who has turn 13 .
CONFRAGULATIONS BENNETT HUANG aka zhuzhu kor .
he has finally tunred 13 on 2nd of july .
and now .
some guys are celebrating with him .
in lan .
...
a great place to celebrate for guys .
a fucking stupid place to celebrate for girls .
...
anyway .
HAPPY BIRTHDAY !
loves you all !
` CRYSTAL
&&JEROME iloveyou










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The Class

2EXPRESS1 '08 ; PeiHwaSecondary
The Girls :D
1)Cassandra
2)Yu Jie
3)Philene
4)Crystal
5)Ivy
6)Jasreel
7)Tina
8)Angie
9)Valerie
10)Xin Yi
11)Li Lu
12)Guo Ying
13)Jia Ying
14)Jie Ling
15)Shantini let'snotberacist:X
16)Sherlyn
17)Wun Joo
18)Jenna
19)Shu Qi
20)Wang Ying
21)Yenuo
22)Annabelle
The Guys :D
23)Bennett
24)Ivan
25)Jerome
26)Jon
27)Josiah
28)Jia Jun
29)Jia Xiang
30)Yusuff
31)Yi Feng
32)Dwayne
33)Martin
34)QinTian
35)Raewin
36)Jun Hao
37)Syubli
38)ChuinJet
39)Yan Hong
40)Jonathan
41)Zheng Wei

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Exits

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JiaXiang at flezshadow.bs
JiaYing at slweepy.bs
JieLing at jielingling.bs
ShuQi at shuqii-94.bs
Valerie at soulval.bs
XIPA at smiles-xipa.bs
XinYi at sketchof--heart.bs
YanHong at the-coniferous-me.bs
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